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red flags for men
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- only child
- too into board games
- “i hate rom coms!”
- really bad texter
- only texts in paragraphs ((related to previous))
- only drinks beer when going out
- hypes up parents too much
- too into cats
- calls dogs “puppers”
- makes niche activity or interest central personality trait
- eats with mouth open
- “you’re the only one who gets me!”
- MOUTH BREATHER (at night facing you)
- “you’re really relatable!”
- climber
- too outdoorsy
- a capella (clef hangers especially)
- strong thoughts and feelings about star wars
- calf tattoos
- no female friends
- only female friends
- is into martial arts
- skateboarding/long boarding
- anyone who wears a neck gaiter or penny boards
- participated in boy scouts past the age of 12
- really likes andrew yang ((respect is fine, love is not..fuck the #yanggang)) ((an elon musk bro by any other name smells the mf same))
- pete buttigieg fans
- likes car seat headrest
- The 1975
- has tiktok clout
- in a debate club or mock trial in college
- lifted truck
- is a Disney adult
- heavily listens to Joe Rogan and/or quotes him
- from florida
- serious road rage
- frosted tips
- says coca cola instead of coke
- android (situationally dependent!)
- been in multiple accidents and claims that none of them are their fault
- way too into marvel
- comments on childbearing hips and/or says you look fertile
- drinks milk
- anyone who says “za” instead of pizza
- is a third (iii) or fourth (iv)
- is named kyle
- “you can match my dark sense of humor”
- you don’t like their mom
- vegan
- gemini
- transition lenses
- drives a Toyota 4Runner from the 1990s ‼️
- likes the book Dune and isn’t afraid to let you know
- went to Princeton
- lives in navy yard
- j names
- mustaches (ironic and unironic)
- traditional medicine
- competitive ultimate frisbee player
- super into musical theater
- anyone who says they are aloof
- doesn’t have a license and isn’t from new york city proper
- self identifies as a nerd
- self identifies an an intellectual
- teach for america ❌🤺
- from new jersey
- lives with parents ((situationally dependent))
- aggressively into halloween
- “there are medicinal benefits to micro dosing and kratom so i don’t really need to just get a fucking therapist!”
- has flags in their bio
- extremely close with extended family
- cross necklaces
- Catholics and Christians
- either too into instagram or claims to not give a shit ((honestly applies to all social media))
- roller skating
- actively goes on reddit for “the news”
- puts on real clothes every day (mostly a pandemic thing but still stands tbh)
- drinks la croix everyday
- majored in business
- doesn’t dress appropriately for the weather
- runs late to most things
- too into comic books
- asks you to be in a relationship super quickly
- being italian is an integral part of personality
- super into thanksgiving as a man (misogynistic)
- classic rock is spotify wrapped top genre
- winks at you
- open toed shoes are a big part of their wardrobe
- thinks men getting manicures is gay
- wears Aeropostale in the Year of Our Lord 2023
- pooka necklace
- daddy issues
- frequent nose bleeds
- loves cocaine
- harvard
- you think the red flags are specifically about you
- mean to telemarketers
- plays the clarinet
- ferrets
- you’re my best friend !!
- war on drugs fan (band but also policy)
- drives a mercedes
- very into 100 gecs
- into MMA fighting
- self described gym rat
- engages in spelunking
- “i would definitely join a cult”
- has married parents
- lives in the greater DMV area
- has had greater than 4 cats in their lifetime (childhood pets included) (by age 25)
- both a cat and dog person
- this is unisex, but being like Very into dogs
- is named sebastian
- dj
- self described history buff
- likes charlie puth
- wouldn’t do ketamine
- or weed
- super super close to siblings
- poster about female orgasm in room
- wears doc martens
- drives a subaru wrx
- thong sandals
- poetry instagram
- anti-Taylor Swift but cannot provide specific critiques